Thoroughly Muslim Millie by Ryan Landry

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Ryan Landry and the Gold Dust Orphans present “Thoroughly Muslim Millie”

A young girl from a Canadian convent! Thrust across the border into the Middle East and straight into the arms of the Prince of Persia! And what do Dick and Lynne Cheney have to do with all this?!

Watch all the glorious melodrama explode across the stage as the Gold Dust Orphans
once again bring you a musical parody like no other … Ladies and Gentlemen “Thoroughly Muslim Millie”
Get ready for big splashy songs, a tap dancing Taliban, bawdy “Burqa Ladies” and more surprises than you can shake a rug beater at!

Sent through The Gold Dust Orphans’ glitter filled parody machine, “Thoroughly Muslim Millie” features all your Orphan favorites, including: Ryan Landry, Penny Champayne, Olive Another, Liza Lott and Delta Miles.

So join us, won’t you, as we bring you perhaps the most daring Gold Dust Orphans offering to date …
“Thoroughly Muslim Millie”


General Admission seats are not guaranteed nor assigned seats. They are first come/first serve and start after the VIP/Assigned Seats.

VIP seats are RESERVED SEATS. These seats are ASSIGNED, we recommend purchasing ALL tickets under one name! VIP Tickets purchased under separate (will call) party names will NOT be seated together. If you wish to sit together, please purchase all your tickets under ONE (will call) party name and plan accordingly.

Note: Doors open 30 MINUTES prior to show for General Admission. Curtain is prompt. 5 minutes prior to start all VIP assigned seating is forfeited.

VIP $45
General $35
$3.50 Ticket Handling Fee is added to each ticket, regardless of point of purchase. No other fees added. This helps to sustain The Provincetown Theater Foundation.